Woman Seeks $25 Million In Damages After Johnny Manziel Allegedly Texted Her Photos Of His ‘Small Pen1s’

Woman Seeks $25 Million In Damages After Johnny Manziel Allegedly Texted Her Photos Of His ‘Small Pen1s’



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Manziel’s lawyer claims this lawsuit is a sham. Judging by the content of the legal document detailing the suit, we’d have to agree.


“Defendant Manziel has been harassing me since Valentine’s Day 2013, calling me non-stop on my Samsung phone and sending me na ked selfies of himself showing me his pe nis. This is clearly se xual harassment. I seek $25,000,000 in Punitive Damages for the Emotional Distress.”

Wait, your “Samsung phone”? Is this another Big Papi publicity stunt, Samsung? C’mon — fess up now and no one will get mad.

At one point, the plantiff (who’s name apparently is Samantha) says that Manziel texted her a photograph of his er ect pe nis next to a ruler, measuring 4 1/2″, with a sign saying “You know you want me Samantha.” Despite a strong showing at the combine and positive news about his play at Browns camp, 4.5-inches is well below the national average of 5.6.




The disappointing news is not likely to affect his chances of winning the Browns’ starting QB job.

“Seeing Manziel with his small pen is caused me emotional distress,” she writes.

What are the odds this lawsuit was concocted by some frat bros down in Austin? Hilarious.