Baby is cleared of Murder charges in Pakistan

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Nine-month-old Musa Khan yawns while being carried by his grandfather as they leave court Saturday in Lahore, Pakistan. The court has withdrawn charges of attempted murder against the toddler, the latest development in a case that provoked widespread ridicule.

He was charged along with his family last week after a mob protesting gas cuts and price increases stoned police and gas company workers trying to collect overdue bills. He was apparently charged because an assistant sub-inspector complained in a crime report that the baby’s whole family had beaten him up and injured his head.



ARIF ALI / AFP - GETTY IMAGESMusa Khan is held by his grandfather at a lawyer's chamber after a court hearing in Lahore on Saturday. The court threw out charges of attempted murder against the toddler.

Teen's Facebook Post Costs Father $80,000--

A Florida teenager's Facebook post has cost her father an $80,000 legal settlement.

The Palm Beach Post reported Sunday the father had sued a Miami-area preparatory school for age discrimination after he lost his job as headmaster.

Dana Snay's father, Patrick Snay, had settled an age discrimination case with his former employer, Gulliver Preparatory School.



The school agreed to settle the case for $80,000 and the settlement agreement included a stipulation that the man and his wife not disclose details of the settlement with anyone.

The daughter posted on Facebook that the money would pay for family vacation to Europe.

"Mama and Papa Snay won the case against Gulliver. Gulliver is now officially paying for my vacation to Europe this summer. SUCK IT," she posted.

See how this man got 29 Inch Biceps-OOPS

But their immense size comes with risks, as the 43-year-old from Olinda, Brazil, injects them with a combination of oil and alcohol – that can cause infections, amputations or even DEATH.

Arlindo, who is also known as The Mountain, claims that he can get the beefcake look without having to work for it, and admits that he became addicted to getting them as big as possible.

He revealed: “You inject it and it swells you up without having to work out.

“Each time I took it I wanted more and more.

“For me there wasn’t a limit.”

HUGE: It took just two months to get the biceps to 29 inches

The injections weren’t the only unnatural method Arlindo used – he had already been taking steroids, hormones and even HORSE VITAMINS to bulk up his body.

But a pal at the gym offered him the new cocktail to get the upper hand on his muscley rivals, and he went on to inject himself three times a week for two months to get his Hulk-like figure.

He said: “The guy gave it to me. He said, ‘take this, it will make you grow in days’.

“I loaded the syringe, put it in my arm, injected it and it swelled me up right there and then.

“To tell you the truth, I didn’t feel a thing.

BEFORE AND AFTER: Arlindo managed to achieve his look without working out [MARIA ANDRADE/BARCROFT MEDIA]

“There was sometimes a bit of dizziness but nothing apart from that.

“I was working out the same so my strength stayed the same – nothing changed.”

Explaining the risks, Arlindo said that his friend Paulinho has already died using the controversial treatment.

He added: “Most people who take it do not know how to apply it. They will use just any old blood vessel.

“Some will end up losing an arm, another needs an operation, some may even lose their lives.

“My friend Paulinho, he passed away from doing these things.

“I felt his death a lot. He took it, I took it, but he went beyond the limit.

“I advise no-one to take this oil.”

Single Arlindo has now stopped the treatment, but admitted that there is always the temptation to start again.

He also said that the oil he injected may have contained mineral oil that is similar to baby oil, combined with alcohol and anaesthetic – and is easily available to buy.

He added: “To get a body like mine, it is very difficult if you are not taking anything. Some people take it but won’t admit it.

“Have you ever seen a guy as big as me claiming it is natural? He is lying, I tell you. At least I tell the truth.

“It stopped for a bit because it was becoming too visible.

“But they are still using it, only they are using it undercover.”

Check Out This Job Application Letter…Lol

Especially nowadays, finding a good job can be nearly impossible. There's a constant struggle between how you present yourself to any given company and what they offer you in return. You have to make sure your resumé is flawless, with a cover letter to match no less. Some people, however, often take a slightly different approach to constructing their cover letters. Here, we've complied the funniest cover letters to ever hit the Internet. And athough these are indeed ridiculous, they may, in fact, be crazy enough to land you that dream job


Hehhehe would you hire such a candidate ?? wololo

EXPOSED! “CORAZON BEFORE AND AFTER MAKE-UP ...

A social media fan came out strongly cursing all the uprising Socialites in the country, putting much emphasis to the new socialite in the block CORAZON. In an open letter, the enraged fan wrote:

“How Ashamed and Disgusted I was when I saw the real you. How desperate are you to get known? Don’t you have a life? You are the Ugliest cheat in the world. Full of fake Photoshoped features! I almost puked at the site of your pimples. Quit trying so hard and get a life, go back to school, build your career, be a RESPECTED lady like Lupita”

What do you think? Was his lashing out authentic?

EXPOSING Amorous teacher conned by her Facebook lover called Mozilla

EXPOSING
>MR MOZILLA FIREFOX<
PWAHAHAHAHA NKT

a story is told of a female teacher from Migori who was conned by a man she met online here on Facebook. The man, whose online name was Mozilla Firefox, invited the teacher to Nakuru for their first meeting. When she got there, Mr. Firefox took her for a meal at a local hotelin Nakuru, and thereafter, fearing to disclose his real identity, convinced her to book a room at the hotel in her name; with a fake story that he did not want to be known, reason being that he was."from around". The lady obliged, and they proceeded to spend the night.
Morning came, Mr Firefox was first to take a shower. When the teacher's shower turn was underway, he took the chance to go through her handbag, took her phone and sh10,000 and fled.When she came out of the bathroom and found Firefox missing, she dashed to the hotel reception to inquire if they had seen him, to which they said he had passed there earlier and said he was going to sun bask. She immediately screamed at the receptionists telling them she'd been conned, and her mention of the man's name, Mozilla Firefox, left the hotel staff in stitches.
Ladies, if you use Facebook for dating purposes, don't be duped by those who use fake names. Ensure you establish the man's true name. Also watch out for such smooth operators as the one in the above story!




A married primary school female teacher from Migori County recently had an unhappy ending when her secret facebook lover — masquerading as Mozilla Firefox, she had been fooling with online coned her on their maiden meeting in Nakuru town.

After regaling her with honey-coated sweet nothings on the social network, she obliged to his invitation in Nakuru, where she met her waterloo. The amorous teacher, eager to meet her mpango wa kando (secret lover), lied to her husband that she had been invited to Nakuru for a two-day seminar by a womens’ group she subscribes.

Reacquainted

At around 10 am, she took a shuttle, and after five hours she got to Nakuru where Firefox warmly received her.

After exchanging a few pleasantries, Mozilla took her in a hotel where he treated her as they reacquainted with one another — all giggly. To avoid blowing up his cover, he tricked her by requesting her to book the hotel room — using her identity number, because if he was to do so, there was a probability of the receptionist knowing him since he is from around. The night went on well, but come morning is when things went haywire. Firefox woke up and took a shower and when it was the teacher’s turn, he thoroughly ransacks her handbag. He took Sh10,000 and her mobile phone.

Beeline

When the teacher came out from the bathroom he found his ‘lover’ missing. The panicking teacher hurriedly dressed and made a beeline for the reception to enquire if they had seen his companion. The receptionist told her that she had seen him a few minutes a while and he only mentioned, in passing, that he is stepping out to sun himself.

Immediately, she began wailing at the reception, claiming to have been conned. Upon management attempting to intervene, they learnt that she didn’t know the man. That he was a mere Facebook friend, really shocked the hotel management. The mere mention of his name — Mozilla Firefox, got the management in stitches. To make matters worse, he had no other incriminating evidence against Firefox save for his phone number which was in the phone he had made away with, anyway. Fearing that the story may spread and reach many people, the teacher ignored advice to report the incident to Police. Instead, she chose to call her three friends back in Migori town and lied to them about her ordeal — that she had been a victim of a smooth pickpocket in the matatu she was travelling in.

Out of sympathy, her friends send her Sh1,500 which she used as bus fare back home. The truth of the story came out recently when the Teacher, while drunk in a pub in Migori town, revealed to friends what exactly happened to her who promised to try help her track the thief. Unfortunately, all the efforts were in vain since the phone was switched off. A friend whom the teacher told her hubby wasn;t satisfying thus tempting her to try her luck elsewhere, and requested her not to tell anyone this tale, talked to this writer.

JOKE OF THE DAY

ALWAYS BE KEEN


A man is getting into the shower as his wife is finishing up her shower,when the doorbell rings.The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.When she opens the door,there stands Bob,the next-door neighbour.

Before she says a word ,Bob says,"I'll give you Shs10000 tp drop that towel."After thinking for a moment,the woman drops her towel and stands naked infront of Bob.After a few seconds,Bob hands her Shs 10000 and leaves.The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.When she gets to the bathroom,her Husband asks,"Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbour,"She replies."Great!" the husband says,did he say anything about the Shs10000 he owes me?"

LESSON:If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time,you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Funny phone conversations--HAHAHA

A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day.


Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee’s cell phone number and was greeted with a child’s whisper.


“Hello.”

“Is your daddy home?” he asked.

“Yes,” whispered the small voice.

“May I talk with him?”

The child whispered, “No.”


Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, “Is your Mommy there?”

“Yes,” whispered the small voice.

“May I talk with her?”

Again the small voice whispered, “No.”


Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, “Is anybody else there?”


“Yes,” whispered the child, “a policeman”


Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee’s home, the boss asked, “May I speak with the policeman?”


“No, he’s busy”, whispered the child.

“Busy doing what?”

“Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman,” the whisper answered.


Growing more worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, “What is that noise?”


“A helicopter.” answered the whispering voice.

“What is going on there?” demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.


Again, whispering, the child answered, “The search team just landed the helicopter.”


Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, “What are they searching for?”


Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle. “ME.!!













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Arthur is 90 years old. He’s played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago.

One day he arrives home looking downcast. “That’s it,” he tells his wife. “I’m giving up golf.

My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit the ball I couldn’t see where it went.”

His wife sympathizes and makes him a cup of tea.

As they sit down she says, “Why don’t you take my brother with you and give it one more try.”

“That’s no good” sighs Arthur, “your brother’s a hundred and three. He can’t help.”

“He may be a hundred and three”, says the wife, “but his eyesight is perfect.”

So the next day Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law.

He tees up, takes a mighty swing and squints down the fairway.

He turns to the brother-in-law and says, “Did you see the ball?”

“Of course I did!” replied the brother-in-law. “I have perfect eyesight”.

“Where did it go?” says Arthur.

“I don’t remember.”



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SMS Of Couples Fighting

#1 Other Girlfriend


When the other Girlfriend gets hold of your phone it can be a total disaster












#2 Burn


This may be the world's best version of "too little, too late".




#2 Burn


This may be the world's best version of "too little, too late".




#4 Preemptive Break-Up


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#5 "Whatever"


Every. Time. Now you really know what 'I don't know' translates to

BEST JOKE EVER...!! Lmfao

WOLOLO
A famous businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend the afternoon with her

for 50000 kshs. So they do.

Before he leaves, he tells her that he does not have any cash with him, but that he will have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment 'RENT FOR APARTMENT.'

On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So he has his secretary send a check for 25000 and enclosed the following typed note :

Dear Madam,
Enclosed find check in the amount of 25000 for rent of your apartment.

I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that

1) it had never been occupied;
2) that there was plenty of heat;
3) that it was small enough to make me cozy and at home.

However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large.

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for 25000 with the following note :

Dear Sir

First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.

As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on.

Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the landlady.

Send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady!




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Italian Minister Mary shows Her G-String ,is it real?

We really need to be careful on photos we post on social medias because anything can actually happen to them.... 32 years old Italian Minister Mary Elena Bosch was picture with her thong underwear on display when she leaned over the table to sign some paper of her swearing into office on Feb 22nd. But this was not the real photo because it was Photoshopped by some guru master in mockery of the Minister.

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This Kid claims he has been Friends with snake Python, Here are Most Photos Of him taken While playing with the python.



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Very Shocking: A 9 Month Old Baby Arrested For Attempted Murder In Pakistan

Mohammad Musasat, a nine month old Pakistan boy was on Thursday arraigned in court together with his father and 25 for Attempted murder, threatening police officers and interfering with state Affairs.

It is a show of incompetence in the Pakistani Police since the child could not even lift his own milk bottle. The officer who booked Little Musasat was suspended from duty and might be sucked for this gross violation of the child’s right since he has not even attained a minimum age for prosecution which is 12 years according to the Pakistan Constitution.

SHOCKING! Suspected thief being burnt alive--- FIND OUT WHY (PHOTOS) -DO YOU BELIEVE IN MOB JUSTICE?

A suspected thief was yesterday burnt to death for allegedly stealing ksh 20... 





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