Check Out This Job Application Letter…Lol

Especially nowadays, finding a good job can be nearly impossible. There's a constant struggle between how you present yourself to any given company and what they offer you in return. You have to make sure your resumé is flawless, with a cover letter to match no less. Some people, however, often take a slightly different approach to constructing their cover letters. Here, we've complied the funniest cover letters to ever hit the Internet. And athough these are indeed ridiculous, they may, in fact, be crazy enough to land you that dream job


Hehhehe would you hire such a candidate ?? wololo

SHOCKING AS WOMEN NOW RAPING MEN IN ZIMBABWE

Zimbabwe is seeing a number of rape cases, only this time around, men are the victims.

‘Al Bayan’ reported a latest case wherein a man accused three women of drugging, robbing and raping him in the southern city of Bulawayo.

Police say this is the fifth sexual attack against males in less than a year.

The 26-year-old man was allegedly offered a lift by the three women. No sooner did he get in than they sedated him using a some chemical on a cloth and covering his mouth. When he woke up, he allegedly found himself naked and the women took turns raping him.

They made away with about €200 and his cell phone, a police spokesperson was quoted as saying.

Last February, four women forced a 25-year-old man to ‘entertain’ them at gun point.

In a separate incident, a 30-year-old was also drugged and sexually assaulted by three women. Two of the women had guns.

In September, a 44-year-old man was forced to ‘entertain’ two women while a man stood guard.

There is currently no law in Zimbabwe against rape by a woman

FOODS You Should Never Eat For BREAKFAST

You know that eating breakfast is important. But did you realize that some a.m. choices can set the tone for how you feel the rest of your day. Not only that, but eating a healthy breakfast every morning can reduce the risk for diseases such as cancer and diabetes. Here you will get the scoop on which breakfast foods to avoid.

1. Bacon, ham and sausage
Processed meat has nitrates that are associated with colorectal cancer. In fact, the Institute for Cancer Research published a list of the top ten things you can do to reduce your risk of cancer. Avoiding nitrates is a number one of them. What does that mean for morning meat eaters? It is time to find a different breakfast option.

2. Sugary cereals

How can you tell the difference between a bad sugary cereal and a good one for your health? Some cereals are full of carbs and sugar. When you eat them, your blood sugar rapidly spikes and then bottoms out. Since you probably do not want your energy to crash at the beginning of the day, it is best to avoid those cereals. Instead, choose cereals with higher fiber and protein. Do you seek for another option? Add ground flaxseed or walnuts for more protein and fiber.

3. Packaged pancakes with artificial maple syrup

While natural maple syrup is a healthy sweetener, there are many artificial types of syrup on the market that are full of high fructose corn syrup. The sweetener, which is derived from corn, is also present in most processed and packaged foods. High fructose corn syrup can lead to more abdominal obesity and visceral fat, which is stored between the organs. This is the fat that leads to cancer. A recent study in one journal also linked high fructose corn syrup consumption to diabetes.

4. Toaster pastries, doughnuts and Danishes

Not only are these pastries made with refined white flour, but there is much sugar added. Sugar is the worst way to fuel you in the morning, because it results in a rapid rise in blood sugar. That means you will be hungry sooner and increase your chances of high blood sugar, obesity and diabetes. If all those health risks are not enough to put you off pastries, there is the other way they can be detrimental to your health. As many scientists believe sugar and cancer are linked.

5. Microwavable breakfast sandwiches

Healthy options exist, but many are packed with preservatives and sodium. In this case best idea is to make your own by microwaving a beaten egg and toast a whole grain English muffin.

6. Light Yogurts

They may have only hundred calories and come in flavors such as red velvet cheesecake, but they are usually filled with artificial sweeteners and chemicals. Go for low fat yogurt instead.

7. Muffins

They top the list of the most caloric breakfast foods. What is the reason? They are extremely dense and what they are packed with is generally not what you need- white flour, oil or butter and a lot of sugar. If you have no other choice, stick to 2 ounces of serving, which is the same size of an extra large egg.

EXPOSED! “CORAZON BEFORE AND AFTER MAKE-UP ...

A social media fan came out strongly cursing all the uprising Socialites in the country, putting much emphasis to the new socialite in the block CORAZON. In an open letter, the enraged fan wrote:

“How Ashamed and Disgusted I was when I saw the real you. How desperate are you to get known? Don’t you have a life? You are the Ugliest cheat in the world. Full of fake Photoshoped features! I almost puked at the site of your pimples. Quit trying so hard and get a life, go back to school, build your career, be a RESPECTED lady like Lupita”

What do you think? Was his lashing out authentic?

SHOCK! Animal gives birth to a human(PHOTOS+VIDEO)

The city's population of Umbaúba, Brazil was impressed and shocked: the birth of offspring of a dog with human looks. Of the five puppies born, one that was born dead, had human hands and feet, besides the male genital organ

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" According to the veterinarian John Farias, this is probably a genetic anomaly. "It is a disorder of chromosome at the time of formation of the fetus, which call Neoformacao Genetics, nothing more than that. There is the possibility that fetus has been generated from a sexual relationship of a man with a dog, because his sperm is totally different from the animal. The only chromosome that is similar to that of humans is the primate, anyway, it is impossible to fertilization, "he explained." Well, I dont doubt that things like this could happen because so many people have sex with dogs though. If that was true pity the dogs, being raped but cudn't do a thing to defend themselves...

5 Drinks That Help You Lose Weight easily

If you have decided to lose the extra pounds, then you surely know that the only way to do that is by combining workouts with a healthy, balanced and nutritious diet. However, there are some types of drinks that will speed up the fat burning and help you lose weight quicker than you normally would, and here you will find 5 of the most efficient ones:

1. Detox Juices

Detox juices are certainly your most trustworthy allies in your battle against the extra pounds – you can easily make them in your kitchen, either entirely out of fruits or vegetables or by combining these two. Citrus fruits are known to have a powerful detox capability, therefore if you are looking for foods to help you purge all the toxins that have gathered inside you over the months then you must certainly include them in your detox juice. High-fiber root foods such as ginger, carrots or apples are also highly recommended for these juices, as they are known to also support the correct functioning of your digestive tract, not to mention the wealth of antioxidants that they deliver to your body.

As you may know already, antioxidants are essential as they protect your body from the negative effects of the free radicals that can wreak havoc on your health if you allow them two. One eight ounce glass of detox juice per week will certainly keep all these problems far away from you! These juices have a double benefit – while they help your body get rid of the toxins, chemicals and all the dangerous substances that have accumulated inside your intestines, they also help you lose weight in the fastest and most natural way. One thing is for sure, though: all those who want to shed pounds yet stay healthy at the same time must go through at least one or two detox sessions throughout the course of a year.





2. Vegetable Juices

Vegetable juices, on the other hand, can also benefit your weight loss efforts in the long run and it is a known fact that the most suitable type of veggies for weight loss are the cruciferous ones. No matter if you juice them alone or you use them in conjunction with other fruits, these veggies (cabbage, kale, broccoli or cauliflower) will be your most efficient fat fighting weapon, and there is no better way to keep all the toxins away. Another notable benefit of the vegetable juices is that in addition to helping your body fight free radicals and keeping you healthy, they will also balance the hormone levels in your body and prevent the hormone disruptors from interfering with the normal hormone levels. Cruciferous veggies are very rich in natural phytonutrients that are perfect for reducing the overall amount of body fat, for reducing inflammation and controlling the blood sugar levels, for balancing the hormone levels, boosting your metabolism as well as providing a thorough general detoxification.

3. Green Tea

Green tea has been used for hundreds of years due to its numerous benefits, and weight loss is just one of them – although green tea alone will only help you lose a few pounds, it will certainly serve as a great addition to your diet in the long haul. No matter if you do not have the time or you do not like to workout on a regular basis, drinking one cup of tea per day will deliver all the antioxidants you need and it will also help you burn fat at a faster pace, by boosting the metabolism. These teas are perfect for burning more calories as well as for increasing your overall energy levels and for suppressing your appetite. As a matter of fact, this is exactly the main mechanism of action of these teas as they help you shed the extra pounds by suppressing your appetite, thus decreasing the amount of food you would normally consume on a daily basis. Green tea is very popular amongst the Japanese people, and it is said to also help you reduce stress and relax better.





4. Fruit Juice – Cranberry And Pear

Fruit juices are delicious, easy to prepare and very rich in nutrients, vitamins and minerals – besides this, there are literally hundreds of different fruits you can choose from and pear and cranberries are only two of the most delicious, most efficient and most sought-after ones given the fact that they contain high amounts of vitamin C. Not only will the cranberry and pear juice help you lose weight by boosting your metabolism (your body’s natural fat burning machine), but it will also increase your overall energy levels and deliver your body all the essential vitamins and proteins that it so much needs. At the same time, it is a known fact that the cranberry juice is essential for preventing various infection of the bladder, such as the infection with the E-coli bacteria. Pears, on the other hand, add magnesium, potassium as well as phosphorus to your fruit juice and they are essential for a healthy lifestyle, not to mention that they are very rich in Vitamin C and Calcium, the latter being particularly important for keeping your bones healthy and strong.

5. Black Coffee

Last, but not least, it is a known fact that if consumed with moderation, black coffee can have a plethora of health benefits – not only does it contain antioxidants that fight off free radicals and lower the risk for certain types of cancer, but it can also reduce the risk for diabetes as well as heart disease. At the same time, caffeine is perfect for boosting your metabolism and for increasing the number of calories you have burned. Be careful, though, because if you want to lose weight by relying on black coffee you will have to consume it without any milk or sugar, as any sweetener can increase its calorie count!

To conclude, these are the top 5 most efficient drinks that you should embed in your diet if you want to lose weight quickly and naturally, without resorting to any pills or supplements that may have side

CRAZY :- Mother marries her own son, Already have Sons child!

Mbereko, 40, has been a widow for the past
12 years and has been living with her 23-
years-old son Farai Mbereko.
She confirms that she is six month pregnant
and that she has decided it is better to
“marry” her son because she does not want
to marry her late husband’s young brothers,
whom she says are coveting her.
Betty stunned a village court last week when
she said the affair with her son had begun
three years earlier.
She said after spending a lot of money
sending Farai to school following the death of
her husband, she felt she had a right to his
money and no other woman was entitled to
it.
“Look, I strove alone to send my son to
school and no one helped me. Now you see
that my son is working and you accuse me of
doing something wrong.
“Let me enjoy the products of my sweat,” she
told the village court council.
Farai said he was more than prepared to
marry his mother and would pay off the
ilobola balance his father had left unpaid to
his grandparents.
“I know my father died before he finished
paying the bride price and I am prepared to
pay it off,” he said. “It is better to publicise
what is happening because people should
know that I am the one who made my
mother pregnant.
Otherwise they will accuse her of
promiscuity.” But local headman Nathan
Muputirwa says: “We cannot allow this to
happen in our village, mashura chaiwo aya,
(This is a bad omen indeed). In the past they
would have to be killed but today we cannot
do it because we are afraid of the police.”
He warned them to immediately break off
their marriage or leave his village. They chose
the latter and have since left the village for
an undisclosed destination.

My Husband Is Sleeping With My Mother, what should i do?

My mother is an attractive, interesting woman who dresses fashionably. Recently, I found out that my 39-year-old husband has been having se’x with her when he attends conferences at the resort near where she lives. When he told me, I was bothered by the fact that it didn’t bother me.




He’s a wonderful man—father to our two children and a good provider—and he’s always taken care of me emotionally, se’xually, and financially. I know I should be upset; I know I should feel betrayed on so many levels. But I just don’t. He says he enjoys the relationship with her but will stop if it’s what I want.

Honestly, if my mother and husband are happy in their affair, I just can’t seem to find the energy to be angry or jealous. So my question is: Is this normal? Should I be upset?

20 Nations Issue Travel Warnings Against Nigeria

20 Nations Issue Travel Warnings Against Nigeria

According to a report on Theguardianmobile.com, Nigeria’s failing security situation is causing a global sense of frustration and there is fear of possible isolation, judging from western nations’ responses to the increasing wave of terror attacks in the country.

Following significant negative media attention on an international scale, about 20 countries have advised their citizens to stay away from Nigeria, mostly due to last week’s terror attacks. And they include:

the US, Canada, Australia, have already issued several warnings to its citizens about Nigeria, United Kingdom, several other western nations like France, Germany, Austria, Belgium, Czech Republic, Estonia, Finland, Hungary, Ireland, Italy, Latvia, Lithuania, Netherlands, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Slovakia, Spain and Sweden.

Even at the United Nations, where Nigeria is currently holding the gavel as this month’s President of the Security Council, there is a sense of frustration, as four major official statements criticised the state of insecurity in Nigeria.

Specifically, the Secretary General, Ban Ki-moon, has had to issue two statements of the four critical statements on the Nigeria terror attacks within three days. His first statement was on Monday the 14th after the Nyanya Bus station bombing, and then on Wednesday after the kidnapping of over 100 schoolgirls in Chibok, Borno State.

Then, from the Security Council, where Prof Joy Ogwu has been presiding as rotating president for April, came the third UN statement on the suspected Boko Haram attacks this week. UNICEF, again, issued a strongly worded statement after the abduction of the schoolgirls, making it the fourth UN statement condemning the situation in Nigeria. UN sources believe this is not a very good sign for the country’s image, considering its standing at the UN.

All the four UN statements showed a deep sense of international outrage but also of frustration at the seemingly helplessness of the Nigerian government to effectively control the situation.

‘Most wanted’ man shot dead in raid-See his Facebook Name

A security guard Daniel Ekrisa points where thugs shot and injured Samburu MP Raphael Letimalo in March 2014. Police have now killed a man they accused of shooting the MP and a Kenya Power employee. Inspector General David Kimaiyo said the man was also being sought in connection with other offences including rape.



Police have killed a man they accused of shooting an MP and a Kenya Power employee.


In an operation conducted at 6am on Saturday morning, a team of Flying Squad officers surrounded Mr Peter Wanjohi’s house in Kiserian.


He was shot dead and a Star pistol loaded with five rounds of ammunition was found.


Police said Mr Wanjohi was part of a gang that robbed Samburu MP Raphael Letimalo and shot him in the leg at the legislators home at River Bank estate in Rongai last month.


Athlete attacked


They robbed him of Sh 30,000 and two mobile phones.


The husband of Olympic medalist Vivian Cheruiyot was also attacked.


Mr Moses Kiplagat lost Sh350,200 and a Toyota Prado when he was attacked by three gun men as he was heading to his home in Ngong two weeks ago.


Inspector General David Kimaiyo further said the man was among gangsters who robbed Mr Abuya Abuya of the Independent Electoral and Boundaries Commision, and “murdered a Kenya Power employee.”


Mr Kimaiyo also said Mr Wanjohi was also being sought in connection with other offences including rape.


Separately, gangsters raided a bar in Nairobi and injured two patrons.


One of the assailants was cornered and lynched by a mob as the gangsters fled the scene after the robbery.


During the 9pm Saturday incident, the gang ordered patrons to lie on the floor.


One of them asked the waiters to surrender cash as they frisked the patrons.


But a confrontation ensued between the gang and patrons and the robbers shot two customers.


Elsewhere, a man was robbed in Nairobi’s Kileleshwa estate as he drove into his compound on the same night.


Gangsters confronted him as he waited for the watchman to open the gate.