The Best Bad Movies of the Past 10 Years


The Best Bad Movies of the Past 10 Years




Looking for a quick fix of cheesy humor and crazy plot lines, well you came to the right place. These are some amazingly bad, horribly entertaining movies you must see!




01

"Sharknado" 2013



When a freak hurricane swamps Los Angeles, nature's deadliest killer rules sea, land and air as thousands of sharks terrorize the waterlogged populace. The 2013 movie starred Tara Reid, Ian Ziering, John Heard, Cassie Scerbo, and Jaason Simmons. Check out the official trailer here.



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"The Human Centipede" (First Sequence) 2010



"The Human Centipede" (First Sequence) is a 2010 Dutch horror film written, directed, and co-produced by Tom Six. The film tells the story of a German doctor who kidnaps three tourists and joins them surgically, mouth to anus, forming a "human centipede," a Siamese triplet. It stars Dieter Laser as the antagonist villain, Dr. Heiter, with Ashley C. Williams, Ashlynn Yennie, and Akihiro Kitamura as his victims.

According to Six, the concept of the film arose from a joke he made with friends about punishing a child molester by stitching his mouth to the anus of a "fat truck driver." Six also stated that inspiration for the film came from Nazi medical experiments carried out during World War II, such as the crimes of Josef Mengele at the Auschwitz concentration camp.

This learning takes you to the (PG) trailer.



03

"Teeth" 2007



"Teeth" is a 2007 comedy horror film written and directed by Mitchell Lichtenstein about a teenage girl who has teeth in her vagina. It premiered January 19, 2007, at the 2007 Sundance Film Festival in the independent drama category;



04

"Splice" 2009

"Splice" is a 2009 Canadian-French science fiction horror film directed by Vincenzo Natali and starring Adrien Brody, Sarah Polley, and Delphine Chanéac. The story concerns experiments in genetic engineering being done by a young scientist couple who attempt to introduce human DNA into their work of splicing animal genes. If that's not creepy enough, this (PG) trailer might be.




05  "Snakes on a Plane" 2006



"Snakes on a Plane" is a 2006 thriller film starring Samuel L. Jackson in which hundreds of poisonous snakes are released on a passenger jet flying between Hawaii and Los Angeles. Prior to its release in theaters, its B-movie style title combined with Jackson’s casting resulted in much hype for the film online, resulting in a number of parody videos and fan art.

This is the movie's trailer; if you are expecting anything other than a plane with snakes on it, you will be disappointed.



06

"The Room" 2003



"The Room" is a 2003 American independent romantic drama film starring Tommy Wiseau, who also wrote, directed, and produced the feature. In addition to Wiseau, the principal cast includes Juliette Danielle, Greg Sestero, Philip Haldiman, Kyle Vogt, Carolyn Minnott, and Robyn Paris. While the film is primarily centered on the melodramatic love triangle between an amiable banker (Wiseau), his fiance (Danielle), and his conflicted best friend (Sestero), a significant portion of the movie is dedicated to a series of unrelated subplots involving friends and family of the main characters.

Some people feel this trailer gives too much away, though, so watch at your own risk.



07

Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale



"Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale" is a 2010 Finnish fantasy film directed by Jalmari Helander about people living near the Korvatunturi mountain who discover the secret behind Santa Claus. This trailer (which does have some swearing in the subtitles) will be enough to tell you whether that secret is one you want to sit through a movie for.


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I Know Who Killed Me - 2007



I Know Who Killed Me is a 2007 American psychological horror film directed by Chris Sivertson and starring Lindsay Lohan. It is the second movie in which Lohan plays twins, after 1998's The Parent Trap.

The movie itself was not popular or successful, but critics did praise its use of color, which you can get a taste of in this trailer.


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Hobo With A Shotgun - 2011



A vigilante homeless man pulls into a new city and finds himself trapped in urban chaos, a city where crime rules and where the city's crime boss reigns. Seeing an urban landscape filled with armed robbers, corrupt cops, abused prostitutes and even a pedophile Santa, the Hobo goes about bringing justice to the city the best way he knows how - with a 20-gauge shotgun. Mayhem ensues when he tries to make things better for the future generation.



As with Snakes on a Plane, what you get is pretty much in the title; this trailer is 80% hobo and 20% shotgun.



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"Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus" 2009


"Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus" is a monster/disaster film by The Asylum. It was directed by Ace Hannah and stars singer Debbie Gibson (looking good!) and actor Lorenzo Lamas (also looking good!). Though it was met with a negative reaction from critics for its outlandish plot, it is arguably the most popular film by The Asylum to date. The film is about the hunt for two prehistoric sea monsters causing mayhem and carnage at sea. This film is also notable as one of the very few American films to feature an Asian American male as a romantic lead as Vic Chao's character Dr. Seiji Shimada, serves as a love interest for Debbie Gibson's character, Emma MacNeil.


The movie is about what it says it's about, and the trailer in this learning doesn't spoil much that you didn't already know.



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Best Date Night Horror Movies

We have a list of ten films for you to cuddle with your date! While many horror films merely pack blood and guts, these films bring much more to the table. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll scream (or at least be startled). These are must-see films for fans of a good scare.



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Top Nicholas Cage Moments from "Knowing"



So insanely, stupidly entertaining, this film was. This video should provide adequate evidence for why Knowing makes the list of the Best of the Bad.

My House Maid Is Tempting Me...... What Should I Do?


My House Maid Is Tempting Me...... What Should I Do?

I will simply go straight to the point, as I would not want to give very explicit details about myself. This is for some obvious reasons. My wife is very sharp, I mean, she is such an intelligent woman and can easily trace this true confession to me. For the fact that I love her so much, I cannot let a thing fall in-between us. That is why I have kept this as top-secret till today; but I will have to let this out of the bag.

I’m not oblivious of the fact that most issues of this nature are blamed on the men whom most of us see as womanizers; but mine is a different thing entirely. I’m not a womanizer. I have tried everything possible to make sure that this girl-my house girl leaves my house, but my wife will always insist she stays.

I’m a pastor, but I also work as a civil servant. I would have loved to write further about where I live, but for the same reason why I can’t mention my name, I can’t tell you where I’m writing from.

This young lady was brought to my house by my wife sometimes in 2010, and had just completed her secondary education last year. She is supposed to pick up a form for her higher education because she is related to my wife; distant relation, sort of.

Frankly, she has been very good, and has been taking care of my only daughter since my wife put to bed late last year. Her presence is a big relief to me and wife because we are both very busy people. My wife works with a bank, and sometimes come home around 8-9pm.

Lately, this young girl has summoned courage to seduce me; to be sincere, she is tempting me.

I often return to the house ahead of my wife. Sometimes, because of hold-up and other issues, I will get in around 5-6pm. She started by running to embrace me with her transparent-short gown to welcome me each time I knock, on arrival. I was shocked the very day she did that. I felt so embarrassed. “Even if I had traveled to space…hun! This one is just too much… hun!” I soliloquized in my bedroom after she had dropped my office bag and ran out to get my food. 


This continued for 3 weeks. Sometimes, her boobs will just slip out of her ‘top’ and she will simply apologize. My wife has never met her on that gown as she wears another cloth when it’s almost time for my wife to return. I have developed double minds about her. I have had different evil thoughts since this whole thing started. The one that happened last was the way she sat facing me, with her legs wide opened. I left the food that I was eating and walked to the bathroom to do nothing in particular. I had thought she would adjust as soon as I returned, but she didn’t budge. I think I fell into her trap finally that day. I almost had it with her when I grabbed her, and she jumped at me. We started that regrettable romance before God intervened with the sharp cry of my baby. That was what saved the day.




The next day, I had told my wife that we should send her away, but she vehemently refused to accept my suggestion. She had asked me to give some reasons why we should send her away, and I had told her that she was getting so stubborn and lazy; hence, she is as good as no House-help.

My wife who claimed she had never experienced that had accused me of formulating things against the lady. She told me that I wanted her out of the house because I had seen that she will soon secure admission into the higher institution, and I will soon begin to pay for her school fees. I couldn’t tell her the truth, because something tells me it will be disastrous. I just felt I could handle the matter in the most professional way. But right now, things have gone out of hands since the past 2 weeks. I have done virtually everything that can be considered dirty with her except that I have not done it with her yet. What’s keeping me from doing it is my conscience and for the fact that I can’t do that in my matrimonial home.

That sin will be so grievous, I know. She had asked me repeatedly last week if she can meet me in any of the hotels around town this weekend since my wife will be around then. She has just Saturday and Sunday to take care of her hair and visit friends, and she wants to use that opportunity to have me all to herself. Now, I’m contemplating on this issue. 

All I need is your advice; Saturday is just 5 days from today, and I can’t make up my mind on what to do. I love my wife, but I think I’m becoming so foolish in the name of being faithful. Please, tell me; should I do it or not? It has gotten to the level where I cannot tell my wife the truth because she won’t even believe, since I had told her a different story before. She will see it as blackmail. Your reaction will either encourage me or discourage me, even though my mind beats faster, and something tells me to do it. Should I?

10 Most Beautiful Female Artistes in Nigeria


10 Most Beautiful Female Artistes in Nigeria



Most of us think se xy means beautiful… Well, the word se xy according to Oxford dictionary means; Arousing or tending to arouse sexual desire or interest, Slang: Highly appealing or interesting; attractive. You might not look that good but still be s exy. This list below shows top 10 s exiest female artistes in Nigeria


10. Cynthia Morgan

Cynthia Morgan aka Marshal Morgan, she is a pop Dance hall, Hip Hop, Rap Artiste, Born September 23 1991 in Benin South-South Nigeria, she did her primary and secondary education in Benin. She is currently signed to Square Records.



9. Retta Rich
Retta Rich is a relatively a new artiste and most of you won’t know her. Well, she is the chick behind Kolo for you featuring Eva, Phyno and Casey ED. She reminds me of Rihanna. I love this babe.




8. Niyola
Eniola Akinbo popularly known as Niyola discovered her affinity for music at age 8 when she attended a Funmi Adams concert with her father. Soon, she started developing interest in singing; deciding later that year, to do a song at the annual church convention. Niyola recently got signed to Empire Mates Entertainment and was featured on several tracks on the EME Empire Mates State of Mind album alongside leading Nigerian acts, Wizkid, Banky W and Skales. She is hot!!





7. Ezi Emela
Ezi Emela – real name Ezichimemela Ezeh is an afrobeats sensation and singer/songwriter. Born in Manchester, England to Nigerian parents, Ezi has had a passion for music for as long as she can remember and has been singing from a very tender age. I totally forgot about her when I was making this list but shout out to Yung Curb for reminding me. She absolutely deserves this number 7 spot. Check out pictures and video below.




6. Ms. Jaie
Seductive vocals, melodic melodies and the some of the most captivating lyrics, that will spark even the most dormant of imaginations sets Ms. Jaie apart from her peers. Born in London England to Nigerian parents, her real names; Janine Ayorinde Temitope Dada. She is presently signed to Storm Records.




5. Yemi Alade
yemi Alade, real name Yemi Eberechi Alade is currently signed to Effyzzie Music Group. Born in Abia State to business woman, Helen Alade (Nee Uzoma) and Police officer, James Alade, fast-rising Nigerian Pop sensation Yemi Eberechi Alade was the fifth of seven siblings in a household that was filled with music from day one. She is cute and sexy. The first time I saw Yemi was at the Stage Show and I was like, DAMN!!! She has this coca cola bottle kind of shape,




4. Zaina
Occupying the number 4 spot is Zaina. Zaina was born in Chicago, Illinois to Nigerian parents where she spent her early years. She began her journey to stardom after securing a law degree. During this period, she subsequently returned to Nigeria with the intention of bringing her experience home to her roots. Zaina is currently signed to Soul Muzik.




3. Emma Nyra
Born to two Nigerian parents from Delta State, Emma Nyra is based Texas was where she was born and raised. She is cute and sexy, and deserves this number three spot.




2. Lola Rae
Oh My Days!!! Lola Lola Lola….. Rachel Funmilola Garton aka “Lola Rae”, is a 21 year-old British singer of Nigerian/Ghanian and British Heritage with high aspirations combined with a great amount of talent and potential to match. Pretty chick, sexy eyes with smoking hot body that you will die for.



1. Tiwa Savage
She is cute, fresh and sexy. Occupying the number one spot is the ever shining Tiwa Savage. Tiwatope Savage was born in Lagos but has spent a big chunk of her life in the UK and America. The First Lady of Mavin is sitting on the cusp of a rainbow and has renew her historical multi-million naira deal with Pepsi, the first African to do so.


Woman Seeks $25 Million In Damages After Johnny Manziel Allegedly Texted Her Photos Of His ‘Small Pen1s’



Woman Seeks $25 Million In Damages After Johnny Manziel Allegedly Texted Her Photos Of His ‘Small Pen1s’



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Manziel’s lawyer claims this lawsuit is a sham. Judging by the content of the legal document detailing the suit, we’d have to agree.


“Defendant Manziel has been harassing me since Valentine’s Day 2013, calling me non-stop on my Samsung phone and sending me na ked selfies of himself showing me his pe nis. This is clearly se xual harassment. I seek $25,000,000 in Punitive Damages for the Emotional Distress.”

Wait, your “Samsung phone”? Is this another Big Papi publicity stunt, Samsung? C’mon — fess up now and no one will get mad.

At one point, the plantiff (who’s name apparently is Samantha) says that Manziel texted her a photograph of his er ect pe nis next to a ruler, measuring 4 1/2″, with a sign saying “You know you want me Samantha.” Despite a strong showing at the combine and positive news about his play at Browns camp, 4.5-inches is well below the national average of 5.6.




The disappointing news is not likely to affect his chances of winning the Browns’ starting QB job.

“Seeing Manziel with his small pen is caused me emotional distress,” she writes.

What are the odds this lawsuit was concocted by some frat bros down in Austin? Hilarious.



Pastor Caught on His Wedding Day After He Slépt with 5 Ladies






Pastor Caught on His Wedding Day After He Slépt with 5 Ladies












The Pastor was impregnating ladies in local areas but he was also making plans to marry a big girl in the city. He was caught and disgraced inside church on his wedding day.

25 Most Romantic Movies Ever


25 Most Romantic Movies Ever



Everybody loves a good romantic movie (cmon men, admit it, you do too). These emotion inducing story plots take hold of our hearts and allow us to see the beauty and tragedy of romance. Usually paired with a box of tissues and a big tub of popcorn, these movies are good to watch with your significant other (or maybe even with someone whom you want to be a significant other to). So kick back, and reminisce with us as we venture through our 25 most romantic movies ever. (Don’t forget your tissue box).

25

Sense and Sensibility




Based on the book by Jane Austen, Sense and Sensibility is a story that revolves around the life of two poor daughters who each receive an inheritance. This is a film by Ang Lee and starred Kate Winslet, Tom Wilkinson as well as Emma Thompson. The famous quote “My heart is, and always will be yours” remains in the hearts of viewers even til today.



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The American President


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Couples are sure to love this comedy-drama romantic film that tells the story of how a US president falls in love with an environmental lobbyist named Sydney Ellen Wade. Viewers will get to see how the most powerful man in the world falls into awkward situations just so that he can pursue his love. Class and well thought out dialogues makes The American President a highly enjoyable romantic film.
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50 First Dates


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50 First Dates is a witty and romantic film which showcases Henry Roth the lead male character played by Adam Sandler who is afraid of commitment until he meets Lucy. They hit it off right away which makes Henry believe that he finally met the girl of his dreams until he discovers that Lucy has short term memory loss and forgets him every day. This spawns a dedicated quest for Henry to somehow remind Lucy every day of the love they share.



22

When Harry Met Sally


The characters Harry and Sally have known each other for years, have seen each other go through different partners, and are very good friends. They know they have a special place in each other’s heart, but fear that sex would ruin their friendship. This film begs and tries to answer the question, can a man and a woman truly be friends… You’ll have to watch the movie to find out.



21

Shakespeare In Love


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This is the story of a young Shakespeare who was already out of ideas and short on cash when he suddenly meets his ideal woman. Set in the late 16th century; the movie tells the story of how William Shakespeare got inspired to write “Romeo and Ethel the Pirate’s Daughter.” Shakespeare while writing the novel falls in love with the wealthy Viola who is promised to a wicked man.
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Sliding Doors


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A brilliant film; Sliding Doors tells the story of a London woman’s love life using parallel situations. The entire film depicts what could have been if she missed the train going home and how this one event could have changed her life forever. Two possibilities, two outcomes, one great romantic movie.





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Love Potion #9


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Tate Donovan, a geek biochemist that had difficulty being seen by women as a potential romantic partner, is persuaded by his friends to go visit a gypsy woman named Madam Ruth who in turn gives him a magic potion named “Love Potion No. 8.” He shares the potion with his friend Diane and both enjoy the potion with different partners…an exploration that proves to be a bit much to handle. This is a romantic, funny, entertaining and light hearted film that is sure to get viewers smiling.



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Four Weddings and a Funeral


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“A toast before we go into battle. True love. In whatever shape or form it may come. May we all in our dotage be proud to say, ‘I was adored once too.’” Charles portrayed by Hugh grant, was already in his 40′s and was still a serial monogamist. He moves from girlfriend to girlfriend without falling in love. Most of his friends have already married, but not him. Thoughts of marrying have never entered his mind until one day at a wedding he encounters Carrie played by Andie MacDowell, an American fashion editor. The film is simply intoxicating and filled with a lot of laughs, plot and twists.
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The Notebook


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The story is about two lovers, Noah Calhoun and Allie Hamiltion, who met at a carnival and fall madly in love. However, due to their different social economic statuses, their love is tested by their families, their desires, and time. This is a love story that challenges all notions of conventionality to drive home an eternal truth, love never fails. This one will have you reaching for a tissue box for sure.
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Before Sunrise


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Before Sunrise tells the story of a young man and woman who meet on a train in Europe and end up having a romantic evening together in Vienna. Both know that it would just be a one night affair. She will go home to Paris while America awaits the guy in the morning. It contains a fresh story and depicts how to celebrate love and life. The writers were able to magnify the simple things in life and made them special.
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While You Were Sleeping


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A movie filled with witty lines and cute romantic humor; Sandra Bullock pretends to be romantically linked to an unconscious man and fools the man’s family into thinking that she is his fiancée. However, in a series of funny and weird coincidences the brother of his fake fiancé was able to discover her.
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As Good As It Gets


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A single mother who works as a waitress forms an unlikely friendship with a misanthropic author by accident. Despite the author being cranky, bigoted, and being an obsessive compulsive writer, he was still able to show his love for the single mother and her sick son. This film featured brilliant stars like Jack Nicholson and Helen Hunt.
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City of Angels


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Nicolas Cage played the role of an Angel named Seth who was seen by Dr. Maggie Rice (played by Meg Ryan) in an operating room. Despite the rules restricting humans from the ability to see angels, for some reason Dr. Rice is able to see Seth. The love the angel has for the doctor forces him to choose between his angelic immortality and a normal human existence. The film talks about what a real man would do and the sacrifices he is willing to endure in order to make love work.
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Ever After


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Ever After is inspired by the fairy tale story of Cinderella. The title role was played by the charming Drew Barrymore who was depicted as an egalitarian minded peasant living with her cruel stepmother and two stepsisters. One of the sisters is vile while the other is actually kind. True to the fairy tale, Cinderella falls for the prince who does not realize Cinderella is a peasant.
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s


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Aside from the fact that it contains a well written script about the kind of love socialites experience during their time, viewers are sure to be charmed by the wit and style of Audrey Hepburn in this film. It depicts her in fancy clothes, parties and the facade of the Upper East Side lifestyle. Despite all of these, she still felt lonely. But when writer Paul Varjak moves into her building, they find in each other what they have been looking for. This film is also known for its last scene, which is said to be one of the most romantic scenes in a film’s closing.


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Brokeback Mountain


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This film was truly revolutionary and a bold move for a film maker. Brokeback Mountain narrates the love story of two men for each other. These men were played by Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal and reveals how the two develop romantic feelings for each other and how they have been torn apart because of the rules of society towards their passion. The film was so good and so revolutionary that it was able to win three Academy Awards.
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Legends of the Fall


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Legends of the fall depicted the early 1900s. The character named Tristan (Brad Pitt) fell into depression when his brother Samuel died in WWI. He later began a relationship with his brother’s fiancée, Susannah (Julia Ormond). However, Tristan became restless and left her. After that, Tristan realizing his love for Susannah was stronger than ever came back but she was already married to another of Tristan’s brother which was Alfred. He had to marry Isabel and build a life with her, a life that Susannah always wanted.
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Pretty Woman


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Edward Lewis played by Richard Gere is a handsome, charming, rich and single guy while Vivian Ward is a pretty prostitute with a loud mouth. Edward picks her up one day, and Richard offered her one week to stay with him in a luxury hotel for money. Edward Lewis gave her money to change her clothes and outfit and she soon transformed into a beautiful respectable looking woman outside and in. Edward soon realizes that he has fallen in love with her despite the criticisms of friends.
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Titanic


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This is without a doubt one of the most popular romantic movies in the world. The story revolves around a 17 year old aristocrat who was expected to marry a rich claimant in order to save their family from financial ruin. However, while on board the Titanic, she fell in love with a poor artist after he convinced her not to jump out of the ship to commit suicide. A sweet but tragic love story that is sure to make an audience cry.
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You’ve Got Mail


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Two business rivals hate each other but without their knowledge fall in love with each other over the internet. They befriended each other through anonymous chat and start loving their conversation despite being in a relationship with other people. They eventually realize that the person they love chatting the most about at night is their enemy in business. This film is truly romantic, sassy and witty.
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10 Things I Hate About You


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This film is a romantic film that teenagers are sure to love. A remake of “Taming of the shrew” written by Shakespeare; is a romantic teenage movie with surprising depth. The characters are ground breaking and unforgettable. This was the film that actually launched the career of Heath Ledger and Julia Stiles.
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Kate and Leopold


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An incredibly moving tale; Kate and her actor brother lived in New York in the 21st century, but Stuart, Kate’s ex-boyfriend who was living above her apartment was able to find gaps in time that allowed him to go back into the 19th century. He accidentally sends Leopold a baron from the 18th century into the 21st century. Kate and his brother thought that Leopold was just an actor friend of Stuart and befriended him despite Leopold stating that he has no idea where he was. Leopold and Kate fall in love despite coming from different centuries.
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Notting Hill


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A simple bookshop owner’s life is about to change when he meets the most famous star in the world. The story revolves around the question: Can an internationally famous American actress find happiness in a frumpy British bookstore clerk? Due to a series of fortunate accidents, Anna played by Julia Roberts falls in love with William Thacker which is played by Hugh Grant. The story depicts the harsh realities of this complicated relationship, the experiences of dating a movie star and the triumph that can happen when love exists.
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Eat, Pray, Love


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Elizabeth Gilbert which is being played by Julia Roberts had everything a modern woman can ever want. She had a husband, a house and a successful career, but just like so many marriages they got lost and confused and had to search for what they truly wanted in life. She was newly divorced when she decided to travel around the world in order to find self-discovery where was able to enjoy the pleasure of living in Italy and to experience the power of prayer in India. Unexpectedly, she found her inner peace and balance of true love in her last stop which was Indonesia.
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P.S. I Love You


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P.S I Love You, is an extraordinary love story directed by Richard LaGravenese that portrays a powerful and moving narrative of a love that transcends death. Gerry finds a way to leave love messages to his surviving wife in order that she may cope with his loss. The main actors in this story are played by Hilary Swank (Holly) and Gerard Butler (Gerry). If you have not watched this movie before, a word of warning…you will cry.